Tettirenhot is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, resourceful dolphin.

Tettirenhot created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tettirenhot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tettirenhot, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tettirenhot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tettirenhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Never paint your chest white.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help sick sharks.