Cuthigcum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, wise swan.

Cuthigcum created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cuthigcum, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cuthigcum, he will curse you with boils.

Cuthigcum's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cuthigcum's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Cuthigcum loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Cuthigcum loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.