Jencedtag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, stupid goblin.

Jencedtag created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jencedtag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jencedtag, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jencedtag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jencedtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jencedtag.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Jencedtag loves cats, so they must be respected.