Zanzogbid is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, fast hamster.

Zanzogbid created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanzogbid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zanzogbid, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Zanzogbid's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Zanzogbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Erect six silver sculptures of Zanzogbid on top of important buildings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Always obey Zanzogbid's priests.
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