Dadnelwig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking cat.

Dadnelwig created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Dadnelwig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dadnelwig, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dadnelwig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dadnelwig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed coconuts to gulls while wearing orange tights.

3. Run away if six sharks approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dadnelwig.