Janvigrat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable beaver.

Janvigrat created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Janvigrat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Janvigrat, it will throw large rocks at you.

Janvigrat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Janvigrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Janvigrat loves geese, so they must be honoured.