Bellcaddad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, slow camel.

Bellcaddad created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellcaddad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bellcaddad, he will make you grow a tail.

Bellcaddad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bellcaddad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bellcaddad.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Never go into black rooms.