Latdibwee is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, boastful snail.

Latdibwee created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latdibwee, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Latdibwee, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Latdibwee's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Latdibwee's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Latdibwee.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Run away if four cats approach from the south.

5. Never eat green fruit.