Bogcunsigomt is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, almighty
dolphin.
Bogcunsigomt created viruses five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bogcunsigomt, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Bogcunsigomt, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Bogcunsigomt's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Bogcunsigomt's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the south.
2. Do not hurt whales.
3. You must love Bogcunsigomt.
4. Run away from violet dogs, for they are unholy.
5. Always obey Bogcunsigomt's priests.