Bogcunsigomt is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, almighty dolphin.

Bogcunsigomt created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogcunsigomt, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bogcunsigomt, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bogcunsigomt's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bogcunsigomt's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. You must love Bogcunsigomt.

4. Run away from violet dogs, for they are unholy.

5. Always obey Bogcunsigomt's priests.