Sandgatqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody duck.

Sandgatqueeg created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandgatqueeg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sandgatqueeg, she will be very sad.

Sandgatqueeg's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sandgatqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Do not take Sandgatqueeg's name in vain.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.
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