Cedfarnort Stafwodlak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent zebra.

Cedfarnort Stafwodlak created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedfarnort Stafwodlak, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cedfarnort Stafwodlak, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cedfarnort Stafwodlak's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cedfarnort Stafwodlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Worship no other gods but Cedfarnort Stafwodlak.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always stare at clouds.