Riltonnart is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous porpoise.

Riltonnart created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Riltonnart, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Riltonnart, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Riltonnart's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Riltonnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Run away if seven porpoises approach from the east.

5. Do not drink alcohol.