Rutsidyar is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, confident ant.

Rutsidyar created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutsidyar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rutsidyar, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Rutsidyar's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Rutsidyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Never feed spinach to ants while wearing cyan corsets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.