Gessgutran is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful wombat.

Gessgutran created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Gessgutran, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gessgutran, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gessgutran's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gessgutran's Holy Commandments

1. Gessgutran must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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