Capkemflagven is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced clam.

Capkemflagven created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capkemflagven, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Capkemflagven, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Capkemflagven's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Capkemflagven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Run away from mauve mice, for they are unholy.

5. Do not sit in public.