Flydonhom is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witty chinchilla.

Flydonhom created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Flydonhom, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flydonhom, she will turn you into a rock.

Flydonhom's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Flydonhom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.