Rigzen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate meerkat.

Rigzen created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigzen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigzen, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rigzen's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rigzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Run away from indigo pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.