Hinkanstip is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured camel.

Hinkanstip created life two years ago.

If you believe in Hinkanstip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hinkanstip, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hinkanstip's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hinkanstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hinkanstip loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
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