Milbitbunnurtruttlidfom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable eagle.

Milbitbunnurtruttlidfom created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Milbitbunnurtruttlidfom, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Milbitbunnurtruttlidfom, she will turn you into a tree.

Milbitbunnurtruttlidfom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Milbitbunnurtruttlidfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never paint your chest turquoise.

5. You must pray to Milbitbunnurtruttlidfom five times a day.