Midarnnull is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, capable fish.

Midarnnull created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Midarnnull, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Midarnnull, it will not care.

Midarnnull's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Midarnnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

3. Midarnnull must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.