Bunbudquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic unicorn.

Bunbudquaf created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunbudquaf, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bunbudquaf, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bunbudquaf's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bunbudquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bunbudquaf first in all things.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.