Tigtarghen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing dryad.

Tigtarghen created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigtarghen, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tigtarghen, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tigtarghen's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tigtarghen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look in ponds.