Benkamved is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish crocodile.

Benkamved created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benkamved, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Benkamved, she will turn you into a dog.

Benkamved's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Benkamved's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. You must pray to Benkamved seven times a day.

4. Benkamved must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Run away if three manatees approach from the west.