Zedpidnillmutriprot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, contented gorilla.

Zedpidnillmutriprot created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedpidnillmutriprot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zedpidnillmutriprot, it will throw large rocks at you.

Zedpidnillmutriprot's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Zedpidnillmutriprot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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