Sawdusshom is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, capable turtle.

Sawdusshom created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sawdusshom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawdusshom, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sawdusshom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sawdusshom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine turtles approach from the north.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not jump in public.