Zantinbog is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise deer.
Zantinbog created the planet Venus two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zantinbog, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Zantinbog, it will turn you into a slug.
Zantinbog's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Zantinbog's Holy Commandments1. Never eat figs.
2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. You must never eat cucumbers.
5. Never jump in holy places.