Gupdinlarn is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless bee.

Gupdinlarn created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupdinlarn, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gupdinlarn, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gupdinlarn's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gupdinlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed lemons to horses while wearing purple tights.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.