Sinhudnel is a god.

It takes the form of a small, dishonest centaur.

Sinhudnel created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinhudnel, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sinhudnel, it will be mildly annoyed.

Sinhudnel's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sinhudnel's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Sinhudnel on top of important buildings.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must love Sinhudnel.