Loghenquart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful centipede.

Loghenquart created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loghenquart, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Loghenquart, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Loghenquart's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Loghenquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.