Madvedbast is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, almighty dugong.

Madvedbast created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Madvedbast, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Madvedbast, it will turn you into a slug.

Madvedbast's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Madvedbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Never feed bread to geese while wearing red hats.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never talk about bats.