Dusstalzag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, flying eagle.

Dusstalzag created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dusstalzag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dusstalzag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dusstalzag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dusstalzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Always pray immersed in water.