Popwikomt is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet grasshopper.

Popwikomt created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Popwikomt, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Popwikomt, it will turn you into a mouse.

Popwikomt's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Popwikomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never sit in the presence of nematodes.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.