Ranfotlig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciful sheep.

Ranfotlig created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranfotlig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranfotlig, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ranfotlig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Ranfotlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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