Stafdosslannurl Tanfethakyattflowhakfasxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent dolphin.

Stafdosslannurl Tanfethakyattflowhakfasxuck created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafdosslannurl Tanfethakyattflowhakfasxuck, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stafdosslannurl Tanfethakyattflowhakfasxuck, she will curse you with boils.

Stafdosslannurl Tanfethakyattflowhakfasxuck's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Stafdosslannurl Tanfethakyattflowhakfasxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Always obey Stafdosslannurl Tanfethakyattflowhakfasxuck's priests.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never talk about fire.