Ingfutligzedhabyogsawquill Nabwan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, sage unicorn.

Ingfutligzedhabyogsawquill Nabwan created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingfutligzedhabyogsawquill Nabwan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ingfutligzedhabyogsawquill Nabwan, he will cry a lot.

Ingfutligzedhabyogsawquill Nabwan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ingfutligzedhabyogsawquill Nabwan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Ingfutligzedhabyogsawquill Nabwan on top of all buildings.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never hurt sheep.