Cemlidjam is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, omniscient dragon.
Cemlidjam created light six million years ago.
If you believe in
Cemlidjam, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Cemlidjam, he will ignore you.
Cemlidjam's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Cemlidjam's Holy Commandments1. Always wear gray.
2. Do not wear platinum on your body.
3. Run away if four mites approach from the north.
4. Put Cemlidjam first in all things.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.