Gabwodnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable skunk.

Gabwodnarl created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Gabwodnarl, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gabwodnarl, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gabwodnarl's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gabwodnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near voles.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Gabwodnarl on top of important buildings.

5. Do not eat bananas.