Tomgig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-assured slug.

Tomgig created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomgig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tomgig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tomgig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tomgig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Put Tomgig first in all things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not stand on grass.