Midflatbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent goose.

Midflatbeg created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Midflatbeg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Midflatbeg, she will be very sad.

Midflatbeg's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Midflatbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Midflatbeg.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.