Ligpangcib is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, idiotic troll.

Ligpangcib created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligpangcib, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ligpangcib, he will turn you into a hamster.

Ligpangcib's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Ligpangcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ligpangcib's priests.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Worship no other gods but Ligpangcib.

5. Always help sick seals.