Gaddodmidfit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair otter.

Gaddodmidfit created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gaddodmidfit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gaddodmidfit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gaddodmidfit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gaddodmidfit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.