Binripcunfon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring hedgehog.

Binripcunfon created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binripcunfon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Binripcunfon, it will destroy your home solar system.

Binripcunfon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Binripcunfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.