Cussfidtad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless chinchilla.

Cussfidtad created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussfidtad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cussfidtad, it will not care.

Cussfidtad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cussfidtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Never bounce near horses.