Hin is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing mouse.

Hin created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hin's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hin.