Pitvidham is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm beaver.

Pitvidham created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitvidham, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pitvidham, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Pitvidham's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Pitvidham's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never wear scarves.