Mabcampib is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, able hummingbird.

Mabcampib created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabcampib, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mabcampib, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Mabcampib's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Mabcampib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Put Mabcampib first in all things.