Jandavnull is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair spider.
Jandavnull created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jandavnull, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Jandavnull, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Jandavnull's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Jandavnull's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Do not take Jandavnull's name in vain.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jandavnull.
4. Never look at moons.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.