Dinneltof is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, stupid wyrm.

Dinneltof created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinneltof, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dinneltof, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dinneltof's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dinneltof's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinneltof.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dinneltof on top of all buildings.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.