Komgudrak is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional dove.

Komgudrak created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komgudrak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Komgudrak, he will turn you into a mouse.

Komgudrak's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Komgudrak's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Komgudrak on top of all buildings.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.