Ortrowhab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, merciless naga.

Ortrowhab created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortrowhab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ortrowhab, it will not care at all.

Ortrowhab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ortrowhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always obey Ortrowhab's priests.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Ortrowhab on top of all buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat spinach.